Your abdomen, though smooth and bare, Apparently has tiny hairs That funnel fibers (lint, you know) Into your belly button, so… You can maintain the status quo And leave the lint alone to grow Or, if it doesn't make you sick, Extract it with a fingertip. If you're a fan of underwear, Then lint's a fact that you must bear. Those who feel otherwise are free To join a nudist colony.
NaPoWriMo23 -- Early bird prompt from napowrimo.net, to write a poem that plays with the idea of a fun fact. The fact about belly button lint was the first item that came up when I checked out the recommended "Amazing Fact Generator" on the Mental Floss website. Peace to your !
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