A woman went to the doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out and ran down the hall screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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Father O'Neal answers the phone.

"Hello, is this Father O'Neal?"

"It tis!"

"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"

"I can!"

"Do you know a Sean Flanders?"

"I do!"

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is!"

"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"

"He will!"

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