A man went to the doctor's.
The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have whichever brain you'd like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's brain costs $30,000.00."
The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference between the male and the female brain?"
The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."
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Terry met Jim at their 40th class reunion.
Terry said, "I remember that you were always chasing the girls".
Jim answered, "I still do. Just don't remember why".
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Bob went to the doctor complaining of always being tired.
The doctor examined Bob and couldn't find anything really wrong.
So he half jokingly said, "Bob you're going to have to cut out half of your sex life".
Bob answered, "Which half. The talking or the thinking?"
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